T: I do not understand…

A: (Tori, you're beautiful!)

T: But why hold my hand?

A: (Tori, you're beautiful!)

T: And why do you speak

A: (I really like your physique.)

T: This way to me?

A: (It fits your personality!)

T: I am only a pathetic widow.

A: (You're the greatest person I know.)

T: I could not save a single child.

A: (I know that you've been drowning in grief.)

T: Their bodies are not even buried!

A: (But that's all right--they're easily carried!)

T: I cannot reach them while exiled!

A: (But now their graves should bring you relief.)

T: My clothing is frumpy.

A: (But Tori, you're wonderful.)

T: My belly is lumpy.

A: (Tori, you're wonderful!)

T: I wish you would stop

A: (It really is true)

T: This strange charade.

A: (I really AM in love with you!)

T: I failed in my role as mother.

A: (I wish that you were my lover...)

T: I failed in my role as wife.

A: (Because you're the brightest thing in my life!)

T: And so, I cannot believe...

A: (I mean it truly:)

T: That I am beautiful!

A: (Tori, you're beautiful!)

[instrumental break]

A: You're gentle and wise...

T: (But I am not beautiful.)

A: And look at those thighs!

T: (I am not beautiful!)

A: I love how your ears

T: (But never in all my years)

A: Droop down your chest.

T: (Have I met someone with your zest!)

A: Your figure is really nifty!

T: (My measurements are triple-50!)

A: And that's what I call perfection!

T: (I do not have a visible waist.)

A: You're built like a Doric column...

T: (I'm only good for looking solemn.)

A: And I love every single section!

T: (My body is the color of paste.)

A: Your wool is so pure!

T: (Still, I am not beautiful.)

A: You're sweet and demure!

T: (How could I be beautiful?!)

A: Your horns are points in

T: (You really are genuine!)

A: A sacred crown.

T: (Oh, Alphys, you could blow me down!)

A: For me you'll always be a royal.

T: (You really are bizarrely loyal.)

A: You'll always be my perfect queen

T: (And yet I think I see what you mean!)

A: I'll always love you!

T: (Oh goodness, it's true!)

A: Because Tori, you're beautiful!

T: (I really am beautiful!)