Pinkie's Song

By Thorin N. Tatge

To a warped version of “Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song)” by The Crash Test Dummies

When you're a pony lover

It's hard to pick

One above another

But as a brony you're supposed

To say which one

You like the most

Well I'll tell you who

And I'll tell you why

When asked this question

I can just reply

That while I'd like to spend

Time with Fluttershy

It appears my perfect pouncy party pony's Pinkie Pie.

She's of enormous cheer

Prancing there

Emerging here

Pinkie, I'd describe you as

Ponyville's

Greatest spaz.

You've got so much flair;

You've got so much flash.

Your brilliant mind is a big mish-mash.

And while I'd like to shoot

The breeze with Rainbow Dash,

You're the one with the pizzazz, the one with the panache.

Twilight Sparkle may have magic

But your very existence seems more magical!

Least that's what I've found.

Mysteries abound

And a moment with you's never dull…

Never dull.

You pull an amazing prank—

Three balloons

On your flank.

And things go falling without fail

When you have

A twitchy tail

Now I like Applebloom

And you know it's true

I cheer for Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo

And while I've got a soft spot for Dinky Doo

I'll always come back, come back, come back, come back home to you.

You're quite a sight to see!

Even more

Than Rarity.

And you've always got my back

Just as much

As Applejack

Well, we can tell them all

They can take a hike

For while I'd surely like to chill with Spike

The honest truth is that

He's just a little tyke

But you're the one I really really hate

I hate you…

Psych!!

You're the one I really really really really like.

Ohhhhh wooah-ohh-oh…

Pinkie Pie!