Pinkie's Cog Song

From “Pinkie Pie's Travelogue”, Appendix B to “The Combinatorics Project”.

I'm a cog in a grand machine!

Helping ponies and their loved ones that I've never even seen.

Making miracles from soda straws and hydra belly slog

I may make a giant splash, but in the end I'm just a cog!

I'm incognizant of if my good friend Rarity's alive

I feel like I could use a sky blue bubble from World 5

My head's like terra-cogga and I couldn't recognize

My homeworld's Scootaloo if she were right before my eyes!

Oh, I'm a cog in a grand machine!

Helping ponies and their loved ones that I've never even seen.

Carving sparkles from creation like some loyal Diamond Dog

I may shimmer through the worlds, but in the end I'm just a cog!

I've been going incognito in a wall of blue and pink

It's bad for my cognition; these days I don't even think:

I just clog my way through night and day, awaiting my reward

But it's hard to be a Pinkie when you're cogito ergo BORED.

Yes, I'm a cog in a grand machine!

Helping ponies and their loved ones that I've never even seen.

More than two months gone from home; now it's all swirling like a fog!

I may someday be a hero, but for now I'm just a cog!

I'll be me again someday, but in the end I'm just a cog!