Some call me Alexis de Ponyville

Some call me the Blogger of Mirth

Some people call me Peach Spark

'Cause I blog of the oddities of Earth

People joke about New Jersey

Say it's doin' me wrong, doin' me wrong

Well don't you worry humans, don't worry

'Cause your world is where I belong

'Cause I'm a writer

I'm an etcher

I'm a poet

And a truth-sketcher

Right here in the Motherland

I'm a pony

I'm a crony

I'm an inverse brony

I only want to understand

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh

You say, "You're the cutest creatures we ever did see

Really love your peaches

Wanna shake your tree

Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time."

But I'm here to show you we're the fruit of your mind.

'Cause I'm a blogger

I'm an etcher

I'm a poet

And a truth-stretcher

Right here in the Motherland

I'm a pony

I'm a crony

I'm an inverse brony

I only want to understand

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

People keep jokin' about New Jersey

Say it's doin' me wrong

But don't you worry, don't worry, humans

'Cause I'm right here where I belong

We're the cutest species you ever did see

Really love our peaches

Wanna shake our tree...

"Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time."

But in the end we're just the fruit of your mind.

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