On Top of Spaghetti (Discordian Remix)
Thorin N. Tatge
On top of spaghetti
All planted with trees
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled on the table
And fell through the cracks
And landed beneath us
In five tons of flax.
The first ton said, “Kill it!
It came from a chao.”
The second ton nodded
But asked the rest how.
The fifth ton responded,
“Let’s drown it in cheese!”
But the third and fourth tons
Said, “Wait your turn please.”
The fifth ton was angered
And crowned itself third
It rattled the coleslaw
To make itself heard.
It wove itself deftly
Into a corset
And asked of my meatball,
“How small can you get?”
My meatball was clever
And lay on its side.
Its prostrate dimensions
Were equally wide.
The fifth ton beheld it
And quivered with fear.
It knew it was pointless
To corset a sphere.
So now my poor meatball
Is king of the flax.
We must pay its daily
Spaghetti sauce tax.
So if you eat spaghetti
All planted with trees,
First flatten your meatballs
Or drown them in cheese.