Memo to Class Dinosauria, from God

You had the great audacity to evolve.

What shall I do with you? What shall I do with you?

This is a difficult situation to resolve.

What shall I do with you? What shall I do with you?

Now, I cannot blame you for your wish to live--

That much I gave to you. That much I gave to you.

But if this is a decision you'll forgive,

I think it's time for you to die, die, die, die, die.

I wish that you would die, die, die, die, die.

It's time for you to--

Dinosaur, you are getting in my way.

I was testing my therapsids and you crushed them into clay.

A hundred sixty million years is all one group deserves,

And you're not only precocious but you're getting on my nerves.

So don't let your tails get caught in the gate.

I now am through with you. I now am through with you.

Let's give some others' genes a chance to radiate

Now that I'm through with you. Now that I'm through with you.

And since a climate change would not be quick enough,

To do away with you, to do away with you,

I think the next time you look at the sun,

You'll see your doom a'falling from the sky, sky, sky, sky.

A'falling from the sky, sky, sky, sky, sky.

Here's your golden watch, goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye,

It's time for you to die.

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