Fish Fractions

By Thorin N. Tatge

To the tune of “Fish Heads” by Barnes and Barnes

Fractions, fractions, flying little fractions

Fractions, fractions

Add them up, yum!

In the frog pond, flitty little fractions

Eating apples

Adding up!

Fractions, fractions, funny little fractions

Fractions, fractions

Add them up, yum!

Buying upgrades,

Flying on a dragon

Chasing fractions to Bug Mars!

Fractions, fractions, fiendish little fractions

Fractions, fractions

Add them up, yum!

I took a fraction riding on a spaceship

Didn't have to do an ounce of math!

Fractions, fractions, Filipino fractions

Fractions, fractions

Add them up, yum!

It's educationment

Oops, no it's a shooter

A text adventure

A bug porn sim

Fractions, fractions, freaky little fractions

Fractions, fractions

Add them up, yum!

Fractions are often seen nibbling on durians, practicing their typing while being converted into scientific notation! (Yeah!)

Fractions, fractions, friendly little fractions

Fractions, fractions

Add them up, yum!

Fractions, fractions, froggy little fractions

Fractions, fractions

Add them up, yum!