Dr. Mario theme lyrics

Classic Dr. Mario for the NES has two themes: Fever and Chill.  It's hard to play for a long time without making up lyrics to some of the riffs, or so I found it... so I figured, why not make up full lyrics to each tune?  Imagine Chill as sung by Pinkie Pie and Fever as cute by a cute cartoon fox.

CHILL

I don't know you (x3)

I don't know!

In just one day, no one will be safe. No one is safe from the Gruuuuue!

In another day, no one will be safe. No one is safe from the Grue!

Go away; I'm not at home!

These shoes are pink! They're chartreuse and they're pink! (x4)

Don't go--I love you! (x4)

Mary Mary, quite contrary, look in your vocabulary

Try to find a word that looks exactly like an onomatapeia

I don't know why I'm here; I don't know why I came

I think I'm gonna have to tell myself to stop it!

I know too much of this song—

Stop it!

I know too much of this song.

No need to come in all sweaty and dumpy and moaning and straining and looking for something

'Cause nobody is looking for the bird on the wing!

Nobody is looking for anything!

Hot potato (x8)

Carpenter ants have infinite vats of coconuts, coconuts; carpenter ants have infinite vats of rum. (x2)

FEVER

Peter Parker tells himself that Lady is a tramp.

All the while the band is playing:

"Come along, come along, come along, come along"

Peter Parker tells himself that Lady is a tramp.

Peter Parker tells himself that:

"You are remarkable; you are a god"

Peter Parker tells himself that Lady is a tramp.

Peter Parker thinks it isn't all that controversial:

Lady is a tramp.

Lady is a tramp.

Lady is a hussy and a big, big tramp.

Please go away.

Please wait outside.

Please go away.

Please go away!

Lady is a tramp.

Lady is a tramp.

Lady is a hussy and a big, big tramp.

Come into my secret parlor (x3)

We will play the ukelele

Come into my secret parlor (x3)

We will play the ukelele

Badly

And we'll

Never

Stop