Teh Lolcats

Thorin N. Tatge

Teh lolcats and teihr cuzins

will maek u laagh and groawn
Of all teh memes on teh interwubs
teh lolcat bears teh_crown.

CHORUS:

O, aggressive cat is aggressive

And longcat is long!

Monorail cat is a monorail

And Ceiling Cat sees all.

Teh lolrus haz a bukkit

Az bloo az any pool,

But happycat has cheezburger

Wich iz wut makez life cool.

CHORUS

Nyancat streaks rainbows

fast as Robot Unicorn,

But Civil Disobedience Cat

waz a lump sinse it waz born.

CHORUS

Teh keyboard cat playz keyboards
2 swank 4 any song,
But Cheezburger: the MusicLOL
says that ur doin it wrong!

CHORUS

Teh interwubs has vidioz

Where kitties pounce and play,
But Basement Cat has got your sole
so u had bettur prey.

CHORUS

Teh lolcats and teihr cuzins

have maed u laagh and groawn
But of all teh memes on teh interwubs
teh lolcat bears teh_crown.